date a girl who eats exclusively with her fingers. date a girl who was never taught how to use fork or knife or spoon. date a girl who constantly has bandages on her hands because she loves to eat hot soup all the time
This actually made my cry. I miss you, Kel.
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
Very well then I contradict myself,
I am large, I contain multitudes.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
- everyone in Michigan except for me