life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
can white dudes on here please stop with “sad boys crew” and “sad boys squad” and every variation of being sad as a thing to rep hard
it’s not just white dudes to be fair but everyone involved should reconsider their life
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
I already am that aunt.